Broken Wires

If dysfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of genius.
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La Mer

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I really wish I could stay here forever without anything to worry about.

“when the day arrives I will become the sky, I’ll become the sea.”



Reblogged from fuckingnerdrage.

September 06, 2009, 2:24am

Haxor - 0. Adam - OVER 9000.

Chat
  • aimpatrol2a is available (2: 52:53 AM)
  • aimpatrol2a: Hi, i'm Brian Millers aka aimpatrol2a, and we have several reports of things that shouldn't be happening on your part.
  • aimpatrol2a is available (2: 52:53 AM)
  • aimpatrol2a: You aren't in any trouble, I just need to talk to you.
  • adamzwakenberg: and what would that be
  • aimpatrol2a: Well sir, we've had several of reports of racial sayings, sexualt harassment, and cyber bullying.
  • aimpatrol2a: We take this very serious, and can't allow it.
  • adamzwakenberg: i.. only have 5 contacts on AIM and have never done anything.
  • aimpatrol2a: Sir, I understand if you are mad, I never said that these were true but we have to do something about it.
  • aimpatrol2a: We've gotten several reports from different people.
  • aimpatrol2a: I am tracing your IP adress and if you sign off there will be a problem.
  • adamzwakenberg: problem? what kind of problem. lol
  • aimpatrol2a: Well, i'de had to shut down your system for the time being and fill out a report, let a higher authority take care of it.
  • aimpatrol2a: You're not in any trouble.
  • aimpatrol2a: I just need to get some things down on file, clear things up.
  • aimpatrol2a: But you need to know that if aimpatrol every messages you, its a serious situation.
  • aimpatrol2a: Are you still with me sir?
  • adamzwakenberg: yes
  • aimpatrol2a: Well, first I need to confirm that your last name is Zwakenberg?
  • aimpatrol2a: That's is what I am getting from your IP.
  • adamzwakenberg: ....my IP isnt set to my name.
  • aimpatrol2a: Yes I understand, but from the adress of which your IP signal is being sent I am able to reach to information about yourself.
  • aimpatrol2a: Sir do you live alone?
  • adamzwakenberg: nope
  • aimpatrol2a: Ok.
  • aimpatrol2a: do you live with your parents?
  • adamzwakenberg: nope
  • aimpatrol2a: Ok.
  • aimpatrol2a: Well basically I need to show you some very discustion things we've picked up from you, and you will tell me if this was infact said by you.
  • adamzwakenberg: go nuts
  • aimpatrol2a is available (3: 06:05 AM)
  • aimpatrol2a: Sir, this is serious you need to respond.
  • adamzwakenberg: i did
  • adamzwakenberg: lol
  • aimpatrol2a: Is that infact you?
  • aimpatrol2a: Did you say you hate niggers?
  • aimpatrol2a: Sir, my line is drawing thin.
  • aimpatrol2a: I'm tired and don't want to be talking to a rapist right now.
  • aimpatrol2a: Is that you sire?
  • adamzwakenberg: dude, epic fail. EPIC FAIL.
  • adamzwakenberg: take my AIM down
  • adamzwakenberg: do it
  • aimpatrol2a: Sir this is serious.
  • adamzwakenberg: so am i
  • adamzwakenberg: take my account down
  • aimpatrol2a: Ok i'll shut down your system.
  • adamzwakenberg: 
  • aimpatrol2a: Send out a report, tell a higher authority.
  • adamzwakenberg: do it. i dare you.
  • aimpatrol2a: Ok, i will.
  • aimpatrol2a: And i'll be seing you in court.
  • adamzwakenberg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • aimpatrol2a: This was monitered.
  • adamzwakenberg: wow
  • adamzwakenberg: where do i live
  • adamzwakenberg: tell me
  • adamzwakenberg: 
  • aimpatrol2a: It's not funny sir.
  • aimpatrol2a: Washington DC
  • adamzwakenberg: nope
  • adamzwakenberg: fail
  • adamzwakenberg: EPIC FAIL
  • aimpatrol2a: i though u asked where i lived
  • adamzwakenberg: where do i live
  • adamzwakenberg: tell me
  • adamzwakenberg: my address
  • adamzwakenberg: where you'll be sending my court notice
  • aimpatrol2a: Let me pull it up, it's on file.
  • adamzwakenberg: go for it
  • aimpatrol2a: Give me one secnd sir.
  • aimpatrol2a: Sir it says here you live in the Country of london.
  • aimpatrol2a: Is this true?
  • adamzwakenberg: country?
  • adamzwakenberg: epic fail again
  • aimpatrol2a: Sorry sir.
  • aimpatrol2a: State.
  • adamzwakenberg: state?
  • adamzwakenberg: epic fail
  • adamzwakenberg: wow
  • aimpatrol2a: Ok sir, you live in london.
  • aimpatrol2a: And you're going to jail
  • adamzwakenberg: really.. tell me what street i live in on your file
  • adamzwakenberg: g o on
  • adamzwakenberg: go on
  • adamzwakenberg: pull it up
  • aimpatrol2a: ok hold on one second.
  • aimpatrol2a: Rockyhill Street
  • aimpatrol2a: is this correct?
  • adamzwakenberg: FAIL
  • aimpatrol2a: ohh sorry sir wrong file
  • aimpatrol2a: they are always mixed up.
  • aimpatrol2a: well would you say it was a good attempt?
  • adamzwakenberg: lol.. i would try and lay off the IP stuff.. that gave you away 100%
  • aimpatrol2a: ok thanks for the advie
  • aimpatrol2a: sorry if i interupted anything
  • aimpatrol2a: have a good night
  • adamzwakenberg: lol it was fun :P
  • aimpatrol2a: haha
  • adamzwakenberg: let me know if you haxor anyone
  • aimpatrol2a: i got my friend really good earlier today.
  • aimpatrol2a: had his adress and everything
  • aimpatrol2a: told him ide call him, when i did he was almost crying
  • adamzwakenberg: hahahaha
  • adamzwakenberg: epic win
  • adamzwakenberg: i have too much internets knowledge to leak stuff out
  • aimpatrol2a: he's pissed though
  • adamzwakenberg: oh probably
  • aimpatrol2a: well im off, sorry for that
  • aimpatrol2a: bye
  • adamzwakenberg: seeya


August 05, 2009, 3:20am

Photograph

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flarf:
Piracy is environmental friendly

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flarf:

Piracy is environmental friendly


August 03, 2009, 5:55pm

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listening to "Beastie Boys vs The Kooks"

Awesome mashup



July 28, 2009, 10:17pm

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listening to "Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot"

classic



July 28, 2009, 10:12pm

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Listen to my station on Blip.fm!



July 28, 2009, 10:09pm

YouTube Autocomplete

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When I’m bored (and I mean really bored), I go on YouTube and see what the autocomplete pops up for one letter of the alphabet on YouTube. All the results are pretty pathetic (as is this blog post).

a - Akon

b - Beyonce

c - Chris Brown

d - Dead and Gone

e - Eminem

f - Fred

g - Green Day

h - Halo

i - I’m on a Boat

j - Jai Ho

k - Kiss me through the Phone

l - Lady Gaga

m - Miley Cyrus

n - Nickelback (REALLY suprised its not naruto, which in this case is slightly less fail than Nickelback.. but only slightly)

o - On a Boat (wow, two points for I’m on a boat)

p - Poker Face (and two points for lady gaga)

q - Queen

r - Right Round

s - Susan Boyle

t - Taylor Swift

u - Usher

v - Vanessa Hudgens

w - We made you (2 points for eminem)

x - X Factor

y - Young Jeezy

z - zac efron



July 21, 2009, 2:54am

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Remix of one of my tracks by a fan.

By johnny_ripper



Played 11 time(s).

July 11, 2009, 3:52am

Motion control video games (Wii/Natal)

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I’m not really into this motion control phase that the world seems to love. It’s almost like the “virutal reality” phase we went through in the 90s and it’s pretty much the same concept. But it really boils down to what games you are playing and whether they are “good” or not.

For instance, I don’t know one person that isn’t a casual gamer who likes the Wii. And even then, I don’t know anyone who plays their Wii still, let alone buy games for it. You know why? Shovelware. Because people started thinking for a second and thought “Gee, I own 4 tennis games” and realized that their system has gained so much popularity that developers just throw out any game now cause it will sell no matter what.

And really, thats a genius money making concept. But not great for the consumers who buy into it.

So here comes Project Natal… here’s what I think.

a) Tell me, how will this be different? I would love to know how this genius new add-on for Xbox 360 will not have immense shovelware for casual gamers.

b) Popular games that are developed for it will either suck hard, or be awesome. No middle ground.

c) This isn’t groundbreaking. At all. Sure for casual games like on the Wii it will work, but what about other genres? RPGs? Are you going to have to select what attack to use with your hand? What about Shooters? What about fighting games? (big lulz?) This wont appeal to everyone. Not even close.

What do you think?



July 07, 2009, 1:16pm

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Perfect Menu from Perfect Dark on Piano



Played 5 time(s).

July 05, 2009, 5:18pm